Prince Sees Into My Soul

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Or am I still supposed to say The Artist Formerly Known as Prince? Should I just put his symbol here?

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There you go.

Well, whatever his name, he is the puppet master to my strings. Anyone who can descend from the heavens on a four poster bed on stage at his own music concert is my goddamn hero.

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…ladies….

I just rediscovered my favourite album of his this morning and it has made me realise that perhaps it was a tad highly sexualised for a 7 year old to be listening to…

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Mummy, is he singing about food? Why should the cream get on top and not stop?

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Now, I don’t know about every woman in the world but I can speak for myself and I say, that man rocks my world. Like the express pass you can get to get on rides at Disneyland, he has the fast pass into women’s pants.

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Is it just me, ladies, or do you also just want to roll your hips when you hear his music?

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Yup, those are visible ass cheeks in that last one…

I don’t care if he wears heels or supposedly had two ribs removed so he can get himself off (like what I did there).

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Diamonds and Pearls is the daddy of all albums. And daddy likes things kinky. Cream and Get Off are two of the best songs about sex ever written. I mean, there are a shit load of songs about sex around in the world. But no one does it with as much class as Prince.

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I mean, Christ, if this doesn’t get you hot, I don’t know what will ladies:

She said you told her a fantasy that got her all wet, wet
Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot I knew that we could slide

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Even David Bowie is feeling flustered.
And Cream is just as sexylicious:
Do your dance, why should you wait any longer?
Take a chance, it could only make you stronger.
It’s your time, you got the horn so why don’t you blow it
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Blow that horn, Meg Ryan!
Now that man knows how to write a good sexy time song like Prince.
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It just goes to show, women are able to ignore a lot if you know how to get her hot.
If you can do this:
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Then we can forgive you for doing this:
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So you go, Prince. You do your thing.
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Women all over the world thank you.
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