Or am I still supposed to say The Artist Formerly Known as Prince? Should I just put his symbol here?
There you go.
Well, whatever his name, he is the puppet master to my strings. Anyone who can descend from the heavens on a four poster bed on stage at his own music concert is my goddamn hero.
I just rediscovered my favourite album of his this morning and it has made me realise that perhaps it was a tad highly sexualised for a 7 year old to be listening to…
Mummy, is he singing about food? Why should the cream get on top and not stop?
Now, I don’t know about every woman in the world but I can speak for myself and I say, that man rocks my world. Like the express pass you can get to get on rides at Disneyland, he has the fast pass into women’s pants.
Is it just me, ladies, or do you also just want to roll your hips when you hear his music?
Yup, those are visible ass cheeks in that last one…
I don’t care if he wears heels or supposedly had two ribs removed so he can get himself off (like what I did there).
Diamonds and Pearls is the daddy of all albums. And daddy likes things kinky. Cream and Get Off are two of the best songs about sex ever written. I mean, there are a shit load of songs about sex around in the world. But no one does it with as much class as Prince.
I mean, Christ, if this doesn’t get you hot, I don’t know what will ladies:
She said you told her a fantasy that got her all wet, wet
Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot I knew that we could slide
Take a chance, it could only make you stronger.
It’s your time, you got the horn so why don’t you blow it