Have you heard?
Can you believe it?
Actors need to stop dying now. Especially when they’re only 46 years of age and still have Oscars to win.
I have been a fan of Philip Seymour Hoffman ever since I saw Twister as a child. That shit was amazing. If you haven’t seen it, RENT IT NOW.
He was an incredibly talented man and he will be missed by those who appreciate watching good films.
People who like Gigli are not included.
So PSH, even though there are still so many things you didn’t have time to do before you left us, you’ve achieved a lot and really, you already have an Oscar so you’ve done better than most of us.
For any other actors who might read this post (aka no one), please don’t do drugs. You will die and then you will not be able to win any more Oscars. This is a sad prospect indeed for any actor. SO NO DRUGS, PEOPLE. Although, I shouldn’t say this yet since cause of death has yet to be determined. But screw that because no one should take drugs anyway.
Alright lovely people, I am about to be late and I’m sure I should probably quit while I’m ahead regardless of this fact. Philip Seymour Hoffman was a legend and I’m sad that he’s gone.
So let’s all be sad together and go watch every movie he’s ever been in so we can be even sadder.