A Quick Conundrum…

Since I’ve been doing this for the past week

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I’ve noticed something.

And that something is:

My Kleenex brand tissues have glitter on them.

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I KNOW RIGHT!

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Yup, really.

I was just minding my own business, blowing snot into a snot receptacle and BOOM, my mind was blown

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I mean, seriously. Why the fuck would a company invest time, money and effort into putting sparkles into an object I am literally going to blow my excreta into and then dispose of into the nearest trash bin.

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I just don’t understand it. At all.

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You’re goddamn right it’s magic! So sparkly. It’s like they’re unicorns for your snot.

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I think I should give you guys some time to process this.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go employ a nose unicorn once again.

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