Since I’ve been doing this for the past week
I’ve noticed something.
And that something is:
My Kleenex brand tissues have glitter on them.
I KNOW RIGHT!
I was just minding my own business, blowing snot into a snot receptacle and BOOM, my mind was blown
I mean, seriously. Why the fuck would a company invest time, money and effort into putting sparkles into an object I am literally going to blow my excreta into and then dispose of into the nearest trash bin.
I just don’t understand it. At all.
You’re goddamn right it’s magic! So sparkly. It’s like they’re unicorns for your snot.
I think I should give you guys some time to process this.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go employ a nose unicorn once again.