Cockroaches…

Cockroaches. Cockroaches everywhere.

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I’ve grown so accustomed to their presence, I don’t even bother trying to kill them anymore. I’ll go into the kitchen at night to fill up a glass of water and after turning on the light, I have to give them a minute to crawl into the nearest available dark corner.

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I’ve entered the bathroom in order to brush my teeth and have had to wash my toothbrush first, because cockroaches have just been chilling on the bristles.

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All of that was fucking annoying. However, the moment that really cemented my hatred was when I reorganized my bookshelves and saw the masses of cockroach feces all over my books.

THAT IS JUST UNACCEPTABLE!

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That shit is just disrespectful. I mean, I haven’t had pest controllers come in and eradicate them. No. I’ve allowed them to live among us out of the goodness of my heart. And because I can’t afford exterminators and my landlord won’t pay.

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But mostly because I’m too nice to kill innocent creatures.

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But when they start pooping all over my toothbrush and my books, shit gets real.

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I have had it. I am sick of having to wash my plates and cutlery before I use it.

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I’m sick of having to mentally prepare myself before going into the kitchen or bathroom at night for fear of seeing hundreds of the pricks crawling over every available surface.

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I’m sick of turning over in my sleep, waking up and seeing a cockroach stare me down at 2fuckingam.

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There’s one crawling on my TV remote as we speak. I can’t even be bothered to squish it. That’s how inoculated I have become against the whole situation.

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Oh, wait.

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I killed it. This blog post is making me feel super aggressive against the creepy, disgusting little shits.

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So I’ve had it. The last straw. I’m calling someone in to get rid of those motherfuckers before I do something drastic.

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I wish I was rich enough to not live in a shitty apartment with fucking cockroaches. Unfortunately, I’m not. Stupid Bachelor of Arts.

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