Yup. It Happened.

I just turned off my lights and snuggled up in bed to sleep.

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All was peaceful and quiet.

And then my arm tickled.

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Yup.

It was a cockroach.

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Crawling on me while I was in my safe place. I feel so violated.

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I jumped up and turned the light on. Managed to catch the bastard motherfucker crawling into a hidey hole. And now sleep is no more.

I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

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Or at least not until I kill this cockroach. Now the bugger is hiding in a nook on my bed somewhere and I will have to take a flamethrower to my nice 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton bedsheets.

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OHMYGOD I saw it again on my bedside table but I missed squishing it by half an inch and NOW IT’S GONE AGAIN.

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It’s like Saw except way more scary.

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This cockroach wants to play a game with me. And I will not sleep until I win and it is dead.

GAME ON!

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