‘Oh Captain! my Captain!’

And just as I was about to work on a super hilarious, rollicking post, Robin Williams up and dies. 

tumblr_na6mc3AaJB1qc2fi0o2_500 tumblr_na6mc3AaJB1qc2fi0o3_500Comedy is substantially less funny today.

slkbm troy1 dr-evil-crying1 LH-cryI guess even the best of us can’t get past our own demons.

tumblr_mso40iz3LS1qbbn49o1_500So now let’s take a minute or two to dim the lights and remember all the things that Robin Williams has taught us:

That eating a shit tonne of spinach will make you seriously kickass…

giphyThat aliens look just like us only with dumber clothes and nifty magic tricks…

tumblr_na691lRT3N1t0lr7ko1_250 tumblr_na691lRT3N1t0lr7ko6_250That even war can be humorous sometimes…

tumblr_n2k4d8xPIy1rr1u43o1_400 tumblr_mfs4q60axU1qabfx1o1_500 tumblr_mfs4q60axU1qabfx1o2_500That being a teacher is possibly the greatest and worst job in the world…

tumblr_n2mc9cdl6W1rdqbfro1_500 tumblr_na6174pFe01t7cmnso1_500That food fights are the best time one can have…

…and you’re never too old to be a kid again

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tumblr_m83s564nmd1qzxgw0o2_500That rainforests are awesome and should be protected from giant evil oil monsters…

tumblr_mq3lvxJ9ur1rp2q0ko2_250 tumblr_m9pep2Xptu1qhjoogo1_500 tumblr_m9pep2Xptu1qhjoogo3_r1_500 tumblr_m9pep2Xptu1qhjoogo2_r1_500That honesty is always the best policy…

tumblr_mv1qqpNH861sda57wo1_500That toys are for grownups too…

giphyThat if you dress up like a woman, everyone will forgive all your mistakes…

tumblr_mkb7hpmtHh1qcbk34o1_r1_250 tumblr_mkb7hpmtHh1qcbk34o2_r1_250tumblr_na60xwKB0n1qj4315o3_500

tumblr_na614p2drH1r0f8vho1_500That you should never play a board game you found abandoned somewhere…

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That people with Progeria look totally normal and healthy but just get old really quickly…

…and can potentially get laid at a seriously disturbing age…

image17That we should all start experimenting with chemical compounds until someone actually invents a crazy green living thing…

tumblr_na60xwKB0n1qj4315o2_500 tumblr_m23an0EK8z1qlpkzjo1_500That every cleaner you come across is secretly a genius…

tumblr_na661ssR0e1te0x11o1_500That wearing a red nose is basically as important in curing disease as the actual curing of the disease…

tumblr_na677sVRIO1qgf2lwo1_500tumblr_na6396HEAT1stuc6ko1_250That if you have enough plastic surgery, you can turn from a robot into a human…

tumblr_n1isij9jN21qaxxvao3_250 tumblr_n1isij9jN21qaxxvao6_250 tumblr_n1isij9jN21qaxxvao1_250 tumblr_n1isij9jN21qaxxvao4_250That you should never ever get your photos developed ever again…

tumblr_mg3flwUJ0p1s0g01yo1_500 tumblr_mg3flwUJ0p1s0g01yo2_500 tumblr_mm6y3eMyJl1qahy1wo1_500That museums are so much cooler than you ever thought before…

tumblr_m7665vp2Ci1r4ld4ro1_250 tumblr_m7665vp2Ci1r4ld4ro2_250And these are just scratching the surface. There’s so much that we will never learn from him now, and that is such a shame. So for all the things you’ve shown us, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

Thank you, Oh Captain! My Captain!

tumblr_na63s90l7O1r745vdo1_500 tumblr_na63s90l7O1r745vdo2_500Goodbye Robin.

tumblr_na6jvw4Vk41qirsuqo1_250 tumblr_na6jvw4Vk41qirsuqo5_r1_250 tumblr_na6jvw4Vk41qirsuqo8_r1_250Wherever you are now, I hope you’re having a damn good time!

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