Sunburn 101

Holy shit.

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I’m so fucking sunburnt.

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There is barely a part of my body that doesn’t feel like it’s being stung by motherfucking wasps right now…

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Maybe my toe?……NO. THAT IS ALSO BURNT. NEVER MIND.

giphyIt burns! It burns so bad!

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I went to Wet ‘N Wild yesterday and like the dumb fuck I am, I wanted to look nice. Instead of being sensible,  I wore a cute little bikini and my poor virgin skin was exposed to the scary sun and now WOOPSIEFUCK, I hurt.

giphy-1Sunburn on a normal human is bad enough but when you factor in my anxiety disorder, it just becomes a motherload of fuck.

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 I ended up having to take pills. Not for the pain. Oh no. To stop me from having panic attacks. Of course.

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I’ve been so good on the anxiety front lately. Dating someone doesn’t really leave you time to get inside your head. Which is fabulous for someone like me; someone who needs to stay the fuck out of her own brain.

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That is just a recipe for disaster.

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I managed to stop a panic attack before it started, mostly because the guy I’m dating was in my apartment and I think it’s a little too soon to expose him to all of my crazy. Ain’t nobody gonna wanna hang around after that.

tumblr_milksy0cK21s60vaxo1_250 tumblr_m3xt8ndHto1rupmkgo1_500On the plus side, I have a new nickname: candy cane. That’s kind of cute, right?

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Alright, it’s been real, but my inability to find a comfortable position to sleep at night has led me to need constant naps so I’m gonna go ahead and enter unconsciousness now.

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