Anyone else get this all the time? Yeah. Well I guess if you tell me not to worry, I’ll stop worrying. No problems. All better. I knew that whole anxiety disorder thing was bullshit. It couldn’t possibly be at all like telling someone with depression to stop being sad. Or perhaps like telling a […]
Oh the feels. Very dog. Much face. So tongue. Wow.
Or at least this is what the guy I’m dating calls it. However, it is more commonly known as pole dancing class. My best friend did a one off class a month or two ago and enjoyed it so much she immediately signed up for the full 10 week absolute beginner course. I SAID ABSOLUTE […]
Does anyone else remember spending every available hour of their teenage years playing this on their computer? No? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CHILDHOOD DID YOU HAVE? If not, you’ve never experienced the glory of building your own house and buying because you cheated and made yourself a millionaire (fuck playing it properly). You’re supposed […]
So it turns out that having a life is actually so much more difficult and tiring than not having a life. ‘Cause I’m not bragging about my popularity at all After gaining so many new friends during the making of one of the shittiest productions of West Side Story to ever grace a stage, I […]
Yet again, I haven’t posted in a looooooong time. Sorry about that, people. I should really just stop apologising and saying I’ll do better. Let’s be honest. I probably won’t. It seems every post I’m making spends entirely too much time apologising and not enough time actually talking about interesting shit you all want to […]
And just as I was about to work on a super hilarious, rollicking post, Robin Williams up and dies. Comedy is substantially less funny today. I guess even the best of us can’t get past our own demons. So now let’s take a minute or two to dim the lights and remember all the things […]