Oh the feels. Very dog. Much face. So tongue. Wow.
Or at least this is what the guy I’m dating calls it. However, it is more commonly known as pole dancing class. My best friend did a one off class a month or two ago and enjoyed it so much she immediately signed up for the full 10 week absolute beginner course. I SAID ABSOLUTE […]
Yeah, so today was boring… I might have maybe, slightly flooded my WHOLE FUCKING APARTMENT! Woops… I was having a shower and when I got out I stepped into a puddle… … a puddle that covered every room of my apartment except (thankfully) the living room and my housemate’s bedroom. So then I was running […]
Does anyone else remember spending every available hour of their teenage years playing this on their computer? No? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CHILDHOOD DID YOU HAVE? If not, you’ve never experienced the glory of building your own house and buying because you cheated and made yourself a millionaire (fuck playing it properly). You’re supposed […]
Holy shit. I’m so fucking sunburnt. There is barely a part of my body that doesn’t feel like it’s being stung by motherfucking wasps right now… Maybe my toe?……NO. THAT IS ALSO BURNT. NEVER MIND. It burns! It burns so bad! I went to Wet ‘N Wild yesterday and like the dumb fuck I am, […]
So it turns out that having a life is actually so much more difficult and tiring than not having a life. ‘Cause I’m not bragging about my popularity at all After gaining so many new friends during the making of one of the shittiest productions of West Side Story to ever grace a stage, I […]
Yet again, I haven’t posted in a looooooong time. Sorry about that, people. I should really just stop apologising and saying I’ll do better. Let’s be honest. I probably won’t. It seems every post I’m making spends entirely too much time apologising and not enough time actually talking about interesting shit you all want to […]